Do Your Part And Call CONgress

Except do it after you are tipsy from a few too many drinks.

drunk dial CONgress

Pass me a glass of John Daniels (and yes it’s John when you know him as well as I do) as well as a glass to your neighbor so we can all give these sh!tbags a piece of your mind, while slurring your words. (h/t to LessGrossman for passing this onto me).

john daniels