It’s Snowing In PA

snow in pa

You know what that means:

  1. Go grocery shopping for milk, eggs and bread, the basic essentials needed to outlast any snowbound apocalypse (as well as make french toast).
  2. Drive 5 mph even if there is no snow on the road
  3. Stop halfway up every hill on the way home
  4. Make sure not to clear any snow off of your vehicle
  5. And…

panic and poo you pants