Law Of Douches

The Universal Laws of Douchebaggery:

1: The natural progression of douchebaggery is to ruin everything for everyone while steadfastly maintaining/believing they are not in fact douchebags.
2: Douches can’t be eliminated, they can only be mocked, minimized & marginalized.
3: Douches will always be douches.

please add as you see fit.

douchebaggery=you

doucheyou might be a db

douchebagger

(credit to locke for sparking the idea)